Plog PBrain Less Peas More Brains

The Schwine-Kitzenger Institute study of 47 men over the age of 100
showed that all had these things in common:

	1) They all had moderate appetites.
	2) They all came from middle class homes.
	3) All but two of them were dead.

Someday man should learn how to enjoy liberty without license, nourishment without gluttony, and pleasure without debauchery. Self-control is a better human policy of behavior regulation than is extreme self-denial.

My jokes are so lame I shot my horse.